Nice Time.

In the last two days,

I ate fresh fish (!?),

saw 3 elk galloping in the street light at 1 AM, we followed them to a herd of 15,

watched so much reality television that I began to develop an irrational hatred for groups of more than 4 women,

tried to make myself drown in a salt water swimming pool,

had easy-cheez eaten off of my body.